FOR THE LAST TIME: DON'T LET YOUR DAUGHTER PUT THE JONAS BROTHERS IN HER MOUTH!

 

77521166e817_Main200Hasbro's Tooth Tunes promise "Music in Your Mouth" for your kids, especially the ones who are physically unable to spend 120 seconds away from Disney-sanctioned tween pop.

HE'S REPORTEDLY LINED UP RUSSELL CROWE TO PLAY THE WHEELBARROW, HARRISON FORD TO PLAY THE TOP HAT AND JESSICA SIMPSON AS COMMUNITY CHEST

Ridley Scott has signed to direct the screen version of Monopoly, promising to give the board game "a futuristic sheen" along the lines of his classic, Blade Runner. In other news, Bryan Singer will direct Boggle, promising to give it "a suspenseful sheen" along the lines of his classic The Usual Suspects, and M. Night Shyamalan is in talks to helm Chutes and Ladders, promising to make it "a piece of crap," like The Happening.

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