JUST LIKE REAL TRIATHLETES, THEY

JUST LIKE REAL TRIATHLETES, THEY PEE IN THEIR SHORTS WHILE THEY RUN

Organizers of this weekend's New York City Triathlon promoted the event yesterday with a 10-foot-long "Triathletes of Tomorrow" race in Central Park. Unlike the original Games, in which athletes competed out of love of the sport for a sprig of parsley or some such, the 11-month-old winner took home a prize of three cases of diapers because, as we all know, kids need incentives.

However, should there someday be a real NYC Kids Olympiad, I'll stand ready to enter Tiny Girl in the Biting event, Small Fellow in the Whining competition, and the kids as a team in the Synchronized Bathing meet.

June 25, 2004 | Permalink | Subscribe to RSS

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