NOW THAT THEY'RE ALL STICKY-BACKED,

NOW THAT THEY'RE ALL STICKY-BACKED, IT'S SO HARD TO MAKE "LICK" JOKES

The US Postal Service has unveiled its lineup of 2005 stamps, and topping the list is Jim Henson and his Muppet creations. You can find the details at muppetcentral.com. (In other exciting news, hey, guess what, there's a muppetcentral.com!)


NEW MOMS, YOU HAVE YOUR MUSLIM SISTERS TO THANK FOR KEEPING HOSPITAL VISITORS FROM SEEING YOUR TUSHIE, et al.

How many years has the hospital-industrial complex been telling us that, for "medical reasons," there was just no to make hospital gowns less revealing? Well, turns out it can be done. As one NJ hospital doc asked, “Why didn’t we think of this so long ago?” Why, indeed? Let's get someone following the money here . . .

August 17, 2004 | Permalink | Subscribe to RSS

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