MEN WITH A CERTAIN FETISH

MEN WITH A CERTAIN FETISH WERE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS CONCEPT, UNTIL THEY FOUND OUT THAT THE EXCHANGE TOOK PLACE ONLINE

"Moms Sharing Breast Milk Online Causing Concerns"
Sharing breast milk is apparently more widespread than we imagined from the earlier item we linked to; here, a Denver outlet looks into the clear liability issue for those peddling nature's perfect food.


YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR TEEN IN REALISTIC, DISTRACTING DRIVING SITUATIONS? PUT A HOLOGRAM OF OUR MOTHER, CIRCA 1987, IN THE FRONT PASSENGER SEAT NEXT TO THEM

This driving simulator for teens in training has been getting a good deal of press in the new year, and appears to be a brilliant innovation to make teens more attentive on the road. The simulator distracts the teen with honking horns, ringing cell phones and subliminal images of Jennifer Garner in her "Elektra" costume.


YES, AS AN ADVOCATE OF HUMAN RIGHTS FOR CHILDREN AROUND THE WORLD, WE'RE VERY PLEASED THAT QATAR IS GOING TO STOP THIS EXPLOITATIVE PRACTICE. STILL, THIS ARTICLE BURIES THE NEWS:
ROBOT JOCKEYS ARE COMING!

Qatar will ban the use of children as jockeys in its national sport, camel racing. The move is a response to human-rights protests against the poor treatment of these children. But it's also being made because, as the president of the organizing committee of camel races in Qatar, Sheik Hamad bin Jassem bin Faisal al-Thani, says,

"We are in the last phase of readying the robot jockey."
Wow! This requires some follow-up from the Times Qatar bureau. We need to see robots racing camels. It has, in the span of a few moments, become our new life-long dream.


HELPING OUR TROOPS OVERSEAS - AND MAKING YOU BITTER THAT YOUR KIDS DIDN'T THINK TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS, INSTEAD OF WASTING AWAY THEIR POTENTIAL IN FRONT OF THE NINTENDO

Two Boston-area youngsters have "in nine months ... provided $250,000 worth of prepaid calling cards to American soldiers in Iraq, Afghanistan and Kuwait." Can you help them? Of course you can.


THANK YOU FOR COMING TO LOEWS, SIT BACK AND RELAX - WATCH OUT FOR THE ESCALATOR!

Several Brooklyn schoolchildren were injured in an escalator malfunction at the Loews Cineplex Lincoln Square on Manhattan's Upper West Side, as they entered the theater for a 10:30 a.m. screening of "The Polar Express" on January 13. One child's baggy pants became hooked on a protruding screw, leading to the incident.

All of which is really a shame. Except -- just why was a group of 176 schoolchildren from Brooklyn on the Upper West Side to see a poorly reviewed, Christmas-themed movie on a school day in the middle of January? What, THAT didn't raise any eyebrows, New York Times?

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