Produced by Gary Drevitch
PREDICTION: THIS WILL BE THE YEAR'S WORST-SELLING PIECE OF IKEA CHILDREN'S FURNITURE.
Excuse me, Sigrid, does this work bench come standard with a can of Lysol?(via Fark)
No, sir, a book of matches is standard. The Lysol is an option.
THOUSANDS OF THEM? JUST FOR US? WELL, THAT HARDLY SEEMS FAIR TO THE REST OF THE SUCCESSFUL PROFESSIONAL BACHELORS.
From the Freelance Dad Mailbag:
"At Destina Japan, we specialize in hand matching successful professional bachelors like you with thousands of sophisticated Japanese ladies seeking a serious relationship."
The Journal the other day reported on the brisk business in mother's milk that has sprung up on the Internet and elsewhere. And with the stuff getting as much as $3 an ounce, it makes us think we're in the wrong business.
January 6, 2005 | Permalink |
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