Produced by Gary Drevitch
THEY'RE PUTTING MORE SHRIMP ON THE BARBIES - OR WHATEVER THEIR WIVES' NAMES HAPPEN TO BE
Australian men have responded to government prodding to raise the nation's birthrate by setting down their Vegamite and Foster's and knocking up their wives at a record clip.
AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR A SEGMENT WE LIKE TO CALL "GRAVE THREATS TO YOUR CHILDREN THIS WEEK"
Our latest installment includes a warning from Radar Magazine that US Magazine is taking aim at your seven-year-old daughter's feminism, pocketbook, and self-esteem; and an expose by the Times of "sports drinks" marketed to "athletes" as young as 4 which contain the caffeine content of a cup-and-a-half of coffee; one critic calls Spark a "gateway substance," while a company executive claims, "It's not just a caffeine delivery system; it has many more nutritional properties."
October 6, 2005 | Permalink |
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